Sunday, March 16, 2008
The Mundane Made Into Fun Time!!!
The most productive time of the day for me is at 11pm at night after 2 and 1/2 glasses of wine. You think I'm kidding but I'm not. I literally just spent the last hour making an awesome veggie salad, doing the dishes and cleaning the stove. I'm not shitting you. Pretty buzzed, doing chores and have the best time.
So I've decided to put a memo out. That's right. When you read this in the morning there will be a nice memo on your desk (on pink paper with brown stripes - actually I don't even own stationary but if I did... Pink with brown stripes, baby...) and it will say:
To Whom It May Concern:
From this point and time it is required that if you have to do chores that you have a glass of wine before hand because it's way more fun and you get to talk to yourself out loud about all the grim and stuff you try to stuff down the drain, with no regard to what people think of you. You know... Because you are talking to yourself and all and you don't care because you are drunk...
If you do not follow these instructions you will be fired. Donald Trump style. That's right. I said it. Whatchu goin' do 'bout it??
Da Boss (Not Bruce Springsteen)
So, you better fall in line because not only will the boss be on your ass you will have fun doing mundane things!!! I'm fucking genius...I know... You can thank me with a check made out to Erica A. Putis.
Erica A. Putis