Monday, October 01, 2007
I'm totally jealous of her blue hair...
I've decided to call myself a couple of things. First is lazy. I have been lazy in the hazy fazy area. If you don't know what that means then I suggest you back off before I get rough. I've been lazy in many areas and you are just lucky I'm writing this. Actually you aren't really lucky because it seems I'm rambling more than usual. (Just forewarning you that you may want to stop reading right now. And I mean "right now" as in "this very second" because I can guarantee the quotations will only become more plentiful).
I'm also easily distracted. Right now I'm listening to some sweet ass music and I can barely form sentences because all I want to do is dance!!
I'm a dancing machine. I could just about dance anywhere at any time. But don't expect me to do any steppin' because these feet just don't play that way. But a good foot tapping and head bobbing is in store at all times. Even at work if you are lucky. Which I heard you were...
I'm socially retarded. That may not be the "right" way to say it but I've come to the conclusion that this name is a true and steadfast one because it becomes ever so prominent when I'm supposed to be "mingling" and instead I just people watch, because really, what's more fun than watching some weird old lady with blue hair and different shoes on walk her dog and feed it hot dogs????
I'm easily excitable. I don't think that this is a surprise to anyone though. You have probably figured out if I can write about nothing for 10 posts in a row then I've got to be easily excitable. If you don't get excited about a blue haired lady with different shoes then is life really worth living? I just don't know... I just don't know.
I'm pretty sure that's enough. You totally thought I was going to write yet another paragraph about myself, huh? Well I sure tricked you!!! Done - I'm tricky!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love you my little tricked out bitches,