Monday, September 24, 2007
Blue hair you, Blue hair me.
Yo homies!!! What's up?? I know, I know... I haven't written in a while. I actually have a valid excuse. My 6 year old computer died. I know... Who would have thought? And I swear I'm not lying. You can ask QofD or Greggoconnell.com. Actually I have Greggoconnell.com to thank for this post. With out him and his computer savvy self I wouldn't have been able to write this nice drunken blog. Just kidding... or am I??? Well whatever conclusion you come too, I can guarntee that the wait for this entry was well worth it. All those days slaving over a hot stove and dreaming about EAP has come to an end. Here is the end all of be all's of all entries.
I have blue hair. And I'm not talking about "down there" hair. Just the regular hair that's on my head. Now I have gone through stages of "streaks" and "perms" but I have to admit that "blue" hair is by far the best. (Do you enjoy my quotes as much as I do? Have you figured out if I'm drinking or not??) The best thing about this blue hair is that I feel like Superman. Not the movie Superman but the comic strip Superman. You know what I mean... The blue haired Superman. There is no way that he got that color from his home planet. I'm pretty sure it was from this colorist in LA who charges $200 for it. That shit's not cheap. And I'm also pretty sure he had his gay best friend tell him that it was worth the money... But you don't see him getting blue hair. What the fuck? Is he trying to make Superman look like an asshole so that the guys at the gay club will dance with him instead?????
Damn caddy bitches...
Oh... So yeah... I died the ends of my hair blue. But the best thing about it is that it turned navy blue and my hair is dark brown so you can't really tell. So that means I can wear my hair down to work and if someone notices it I can just make them feel like they may be going color blind. Because who doesn't want to make their coworkers feel color blind???
Blind bitch bats are beautiful, (say that 3 times in a row and you win a prize.)
Erica from The Predicates (because I'm a rockstar now...I have blue hair... Duh.)