Tuesday, August 21, 2007
He know's what I'm talkin' about...
You see this picture here? This little ol' bagel? Well, yeah... I'm pretty sure it came from heaven.
If you don't know what I mean then you don't know anything. Well... you may know lots of things but you don't know anything about a low carb diet.
Things I've learned while trying not to eat processes carbs:
1: I love you bread
2: Bagels are from heaven
3: Chocolate (dark) is made to savor in an almost orgasmic way
In this time of trying to get healthy for bathing suit season, I've realized that I don't have as strong as will power as I thought. I swore I would never be one (I totally just wrote "bee won" haha...) of those bloggers who writes about what she had for lunch but you know what? When you aren't eating god damn carbs you have a god given right to talk about all the wonderful Wonder Bread you ate. Fuck you guys!! This is my blog.
So I might have eaten a whole bag of hot fries... You know what I mean... It's those cruchy fries that Cheetos make that force me to say, "Holy hell, these are hot!!" about 3 times. That's pretty hot for a girl like me. I used to never be able to eat anything spice hot. Now I fucking love it... It's slightly like drug... It releases endorphins I never even knew I had!!
In conclusion, if you are on a low carb diet, just fucking eat a cheeseburger once and a while because I think we all need to get a little closer to heaven.