Wednesday, July 25, 2007
I never knew the weather could be so exciting
I never said I was smart. I never said I, "watch the news." I never said that I'm smart and watch the news.
It's true. I would prefer watching Scrubs to the local news. And do you know why? It's about 10% that the weather guy/girl are trying to make San Diego's weather exciting, about 30% that they are talking about negative body-cutter-uppers, and about 60% that, obvious to everyone, that all the news casters really want, is to just get it on.
And by on - I mean "ON."
I was watching a woman and a man (it could have been a man and a man - or a woman and a woman but it wasn't. Just because it wasn't doesn't mean that I don't approve of gay newscasters. OK? Get off my fucking back already!) at the end of the news and I swear I could see fireworks. It was like the fucking Fourth of July on NBC. There was teasing and some giggling and maybe even some pinching. Ok - maybe there was no pinching but I bet as soon as the camera was off they had there hands on each others private parts.
It was that obvious.
So what I propose is that if you are a newscaster and you feel the need to get it on with your fellow newscaster, just lay it all out. It's ok to kiss on TV right? How much more exciting would the news be if you saw you favorite newscaster having a good make out session on national TV? That is, if only you aren't one of those obsessed people who have crushes on the weather girl and someday hope to have babies with her and go through her garbage and have a night vision lens on your camera...
So I'm sending out a memo. Make out or get out!!! Get it, got it good!! Cut it out!!! (like Joey from Full House? Anyone??????)
Damn I need a newscaster make out session,