Monday, July 30, 2007

I like, You like, We all like.


Because I don't feel like thinking too much and I need to make time to drink the rest of my wine I've decided to do another faithful list.

I know you are very excited because I'm excited and what I say goes. Alright bitch??? Good. So for no reason at all I'm going to list some things I like and dislike. I may have done this a long time ago but no one reads my archives and if you have then, fuck you!! Just KIDDING!!! Read my fucking archive!!! There's some great - or lame, depending on your mood - stuff there.

  • I like when I feel the need to torcher myself in the shower and turn the water either really hot or really cold. My soul burns and I feel alive baby!!!
  • I like to sit in front of a window fan but then dislike when I get cold and need to wear a sweater in the middle of summer.
  • I like Werther's Originals and when I'm eating them I wish that everything tasted like one.
  • I like to say ticka, ticka, ticka like Dr. Evil. (That was Dr. Evil, right?)
  • I also like to talk to myself and my dog in an English cockney old man voice. My dog likes it too. I swear.
  • I don't like to Tequila.
  • I like (love) Vodka and I also really like calling it vo-dee-ka like that 90's hiphop song were they say, "vodika, bodaida, vodika, bodaida" Anyone??? Anyone???
  • My car is really dirty again and I wish some one would write fag mobile on my window again. (the only post I have ever done a meme) I guess that means I like fags and mobiles...
  • I dislike memes.
  • I just got a webcam and it's really hightech and moves around and shit and I'm pretty sure it's one of those robot dogs in the puppy stage. I also named it Tink. And I like that.
  • I dislike long posts so this is were I will stop, even though I like writing these bullets because when are bullets not fun? I guess they wouldn't be too fun if they were, like, a real bullet or something. Unless you were shooting at tin cans. Because I think that might be fun and it bring out the hick in me that I've always tried to cover up. But I don't think I would listen to country music while I was shooting tin cans because that would just be over kill.... Really.
So there you have it. I know you have been waiting all week for this list and now you can have sweet dreams about candy corn and rabbits.

EAP

36 comments:

Captain Smack said...

There used to be this really REALLY bizarre commercial for Werther's Originals, that made it seem like this young 19 year old guy was totally hot for this 70 year old woman. It was like he ws about to jump her. Remember that? It was surreal the way they shot that commercial.

I like to listen to Hank Williams Jr when I'm shooting things. You should try it.

Erica AP said...

Captain Smack: Did I mention that I love you yet? I don't remember that commercial but I believe you. Looking like Jesus and all. And Werther's Originals are kind like Mentos or the old guy from the oatmeal commercials. A little weird and creepy but necessary to get the message across.

Gregg O'Connell said...

whoa i didnt get like 5 of your references..now either i am a young dude or i am a dumbass....im going with the young cool dudes one b/c i came in 3rd place in a spelling bee once

The Diva's Thoughts said...

My car is filthy now as well.

I so need a new webcam.

blog Portland said...

There's that part where Dr. Evil saw the mole's mole, and while pantomiming it's vacuum-like capabilities, say "Huhbuuuuuuuh." Yeah, I do that other people way too much.

J said...

Speaking cockney whilst drinking Werther's Orignal infused vodka infront of a fan on your webcam.... savvy?

Erica AP said...

Gregg: You didn't get them because you are too old!!! Zing!!! And I find it really hard to believe you were in a spelling bee. Unless is was last year and your competition were 8 year olds.

Diva: I'll wash yours if you wash mine... What?? Haha...

Portland: I don't think anyone could quote Dr. Evil too much. I think when some does its an early sign of genius.

Queen of Dysfunction said...

I can't believe you like Werther's originals although I can totally relate to the wearing a sweater in the middle of summer thing because I do that all the time. Especially after I turn the ac to some sub-zero temperature.

velvet said...

I like our central air, but hate that I have to wear a fleece and socks indoors in the middle of the summer. Apparently, I'm the only one who gets cold.

And Werther's are tasty. Yummmm.

Erica AP said...

J: I am the epitome of savvy. Really - you can ask anyone.

QofD: Is it lame to like Werther's Originals? You know, I look to you for social guidance. :)

Velvet: My work is sooooooo cold I always have to wear layers. I thought when I moved to CA that the air conditioning wouldn't be so high, but to my dismay, it's still feels like winter.

Jay said...

"Fag Mobile" .. hehe

You got a new webcam? I think we all need to see this! Actually what kind did you get cause I've decided I need one too.

Need ... Want .. Whatever.

You don't like tequila? WOW! I never knew you were such a weirdo. LOL

CarmenSinCity said...

hmmmmm - how did you get those bullets? I don't know how to do that and I don't know how to change the color of my font either.

My car is dirty too and I don't like meme's either, but I am BIG fan of lists!!

Erica AP said...

Jay: I have no idea what brand my webcam is. I'm retarded at electronics and stuff. I just know it moves around and stuff... Like a robot! Who would have known I would own a robot??

Carmen: Do you use Blogger? Like I told Jay - I'm pretty computer retarded... But if you do use blogger there is a button you can click on when you are posting. You can do numbers or bullets and there are some other buttons to add pictures and what not. If you used wordpress I can't help you... sorry. :)

morbid misanthrope said...

One of my personalities talks to me with an English accent, but he speaks in Old English--like, "Ye shall massacre thy neighbors, and once their viscera has been strewn about the grounds, wear ye them as a pilgrim wears a buckled hat."

I don't think he's really English, though. I think he just talks like that to hide his Canadian accent.

Mr. Bud said...

I speak to my son's cat (not.mine. i'm not a cat person, but he resides here) in an irish accent. it came from our enjoying baileys and ale. i think this was a mistake. now he always pours more for himself then for me. Then, the other day, i come home and he's sprawled out on the couch, totally passed out. there was an empty baileys bottle and a 7/8 gone grouler of ale on the floor. i hope it will not be too expensive to put a cat through rehab. i'm just sayin, accents can be dangerous. and not just the diet pepsi of evil here.

Erica AP said...

Morbid Misanthrope: So maybe next time he starts spouting about thy neighbors, ask him if he's talking about the ones to the north... Maybe that will trigger his Canadian accent.

Mr. Bud: I never knew that accents could be so dangerous. But it's kinda interesting that what ever kind of liquor you drink you instantly can talk in the accent from where it came from. I think the pros out weigh the cons on this one...

M@ said...

Fag Mobile....

I'm dying, erica ap.

Known as Ben said...

I love talking the way Sacha Baron Cohen's character did in Talladega Nights ~ "I coooming fur you Rukki Booobie". "You'r goin to get beat, real bad!"

Around My Kitchen Table said...

Talking of Werther's adverts, I thought the one of the old gent luring the little boy to his knee with promises of a sweet was altogether too, too creepy. Grandfather? Oh yeah!
I realise this feeling is just the product of a tired and cynical brain.

Erica AP said...

Matt: Please don't die. I don't know what I would do without you...

Ben: Sacha Baron Cohen is easily the biggest baddest bomb. Who wouldn't want sexy time with him???

Around Kitchen Table: No - you are completely right. It was creepy. Because we know, deep down that the "grandfather" and "child" are just actors and that makes it creepy. Because they aren't related and probably don't even know each other...

Tammie Jean said...

Hmmm... I'm thinking that you're referring to a Big Pun song, but the lyrics are "boriqua, morena boriqua, morena..."

Erica AP said...

Tammie: I'm sure that is the song... I'm really bad with lyrics and even worse when they are in a different language. That's when I substitute alcoholic drinks for words I don't understand. Because, you know... I get vodka. Haha...

Michael C said...

Dr. Evil's ticka ticka ticka...classic!!!!!

Diesel said...

You don't like to WHAT Tequila?!?!

Dan said...

I just ordered a webcam yesterday. Now I have to find 25,000 people who are willing to pay to watch me strip.

Erica AP said...

Michael C: A ticka, ticka for you and a ticka, ticka for me!! A ticka, ticka for everybody!!! (man - I'm a dork...)

Diesel: I'm sorry to disappoint... I will drink it in a margarita but I don't particularly like it. I feel so ashamed now...

Dan: I'm sure you could find that many people. All you have to do is write up a post about it and all the stay at home Mom's would be all over it!!

Tammie Jean said...

Well now that I've gotten "vo-dee-ka" in my head, I'll probably be singing it that way too...

Known as Ben said...

Erica~ I think you're getting a F&L shirt sent to you soon.

Kitchen Table~ why did you make me think of that old man/young boy ad again? I thought I had banished it from my mind.

Erica AP said...

Tammie: Maybe we can bring it back - or maybe I'll see if Weird Al will sing it that way... :)

Ben: What's F&L?

Blondie said...

This is a wonderful post. I love bullets, too. I use them at work all the time because it's a good way to get people to actually READ the email. It seems shorter somehow that way. :)

Natalie said...

I speak to our dogs in a cute little lesbrican voice. They think it's magically delicious.
Ewww... Werther's... I'm not a rum person. Rummy, maybe...

SD isn't really all that warm of a place. It's pleasant... with that marine layer bustin' in. I have to wonder why you'd need a/c at all. No wonder you're cold!
At this moment, my toes are cold but my elbows are warm.
Such is... the circle of life.

Slick said...

I feel like I have invaded your privacy now...I know all about you :)

Erica AP said...

Blondie: It's true!! It doesn't feel like work when bullets are involved. We should start a fan club for bullets!!! :)

Natalie: What's a lesbrican voice?? And I'm glad you don't think I'm crazy because it gets cold here. Sometimes in the winter there is frost on the ground!!

Slick: Are you being a peeping tom?? Haha...

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Thank you very much for your time.
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Known as Ben said...

E~ it's Fear and Loathing baby yeah!

Email me an address and I will send you a tank top.

Ben

Erica AP said...

Lara: I like art and making it so you have been linked my dear!!

Ben: I would love one!!! BUT - I don't give out my address, silly. Come to a show and we can trade t-shirts!!!