Because I don't feel like thinking too much and I need to make time to drink the rest of my wine I've decided to do another faithful list.
I know you are very excited because I'm excited and what I say goes. Alright bitch??? Good. So for no reason at all I'm going to list some things I like and dislike. I may have done this a long time ago but no one reads my archives and if you have then, fuck you!! Just KIDDING!!! Read my fucking archive!!! There's some great - or lame, depending on your mood - stuff there.
- I like when I feel the need to torcher myself in the shower and turn the water either really hot or really cold. My soul burns and I feel alive baby!!!
- I like to sit in front of a window fan but then dislike when I get cold and need to wear a sweater in the middle of summer.
- I like Werther's Originals and when I'm eating them I wish that everything tasted like one.
- I like to say ticka, ticka, ticka like Dr. Evil. (That was Dr. Evil, right?)
- I also like to talk to myself and my dog in an English cockney old man voice. My dog likes it too. I swear.
- I don't like to Tequila.
- I like (love) Vodka and I also really like calling it vo-dee-ka like that 90's hiphop song were they say, "vodika, bodaida, vodika, bodaida" Anyone??? Anyone???
- My car is really dirty again and I wish some one would write fag mobile on my window again. (the only post I have ever done a meme) I guess that means I like fags and mobiles...
- I dislike memes.
- I just got a webcam and it's really hightech and moves around and shit and I'm pretty sure it's one of those robot dogs in the puppy stage. I also named it Tink. And I like that.
- I dislike long posts so this is were I will stop, even though I like writing these bullets because when are bullets not fun? I guess they wouldn't be too fun if they were, like, a real bullet or something. Unless you were shooting at tin cans. Because I think that might be fun and it bring out the hick in me that I've always tried to cover up. But I don't think I would listen to country music while I was shooting tin cans because that would just be over kill.... Really.