Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Love is Blind
I might have taken a blogger vacation when my pup got hurt but now... I'm just on mo-foe vacation. That's right. I'm sitting at home, chillin' and relaxing, spent all day maxin'... (Sorry - did I totally fuck up Summertime from Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff??)
Well, anyway, I was rollin' in my 4.0 and started to get a tan on my right arm. I'm down with the right side tan. Nothing wrong with a tan that prefers the company of my right arm more than my left arm. I just wish my tan wasn't so fucking prejudice sometimes, you know?? But what is more exciting than my tan is this fake tattoo I was sporting at the time. That's right. I'm not ashamed. It was easily one of the coolest tattoos I've ever gotten. It was a heart with two actual faces on it and it said, "Love is Blind" Hells yeah!!!!!!!!! I told you it was awesome!! I might have loved the tattoo so much that I ask the massage therapist not to rub it off with her sweet love oil. Haha... Sweet love oil.... Haha... That would be a good name for something. I would say it would be good for a band name but I just don't think it would be... Right? (Man - I have got to stop second guessing myself - I kinda makes me look less self confident, right?? Damn it - I did it again. Sake - WHERE ARE YOU???????)
So when the fake kick ass tattoo finally rubbed off I was left with a very pleasant surprise. That's right - A heart tan!!!! Sure - everyone "hearts" a tan but does a tan ever heart someone??
I know, you guys can't even contain your excitement in this phenomenon. I could barely either. But now that I've had it for a couple of days I'd have to say I'm owning this shit better than a motorcycle dude with tats covering his entire body. (And I mean ENTIRE - even his peepee... Actually, I don't know if that's even allowed... Is it?) So I've decided when I go to the beach tomorrow I'm going to tape a peice of paper in the shape of a heart to make it even more pronounced. Is that weird? Do you think anyone will notice?
So if you happen to be at the beach tomorrow and you see a girl who has a piece of paper stuck to her arm, just pretend you don't know her. Because really... Who wants to be seen with a paper-heart-wearing-fake-tattoo-girl?? Not me!!!
Later working biz-niches!!