Monday, June 11, 2007

Awesomeness Prevails!


I'm totally giggling right now. Like really giggling... It kinda makes me blush. Haha... Just kidding. I don't get embarrassed when I'm alone. Duh!!

I have a confession. I sat down to write an entry after 2 weeks off and do you know what I did? I picked up my note pad. This is no ordinary note pad. This one has got lines on it... No - I'm not a coke addict... The only thing I'm addicted to is BLOGGING... Oh and wine... Oh and maybe a little bit of chocolate. But my addiction to blogging is far worse.

You might think my confession is blogging, but it's not. It's the process in which I get to the outcome of my wondrous words of blogging. That's right. I'm a total dork and have a fucking note pad with ideas for entries. Haha... This may not be weird to you writers out there but for me it's pretty freaking funny because... You know... I'm not really a writer. My little notebook is filled with one liners that could possibly lead to a whole entry. And there are quite a few of them that I don't even know what they mean. Let's take for instance "Jimmy Fallon = Stowie". We all know Jimmy Fallon and if you've been reading my blog you know that Stowie is my pup but what do they have in common? Beats the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure I was watching SNL, looked at Stow and started laughing... And I'm assuming I was drinking. Maybe... Just maybe...

Anyway... I've decided that I'm fucking funny once again. Haha... I proclaimed to be funny when I got an awesome review from italk2much.com but now, it's just self proclamation. After reading though my nicely lined notepad and giggling like Mike Myers as Dieter on SNL, I've decided that I can't go wrong. I don't think that my blogs will ever get stale or old with the material I've gathered from late nights with Sex and the City and 2 glasses of wine. How could anyone go wrong?

Ok -maybe I am wrong. Maybe I should have used one of my one liners instead of writing about how fucking awesome I am... Haha... You guys know that I'm not that much of an egomaniac right?????? Really I'm not. I swear on my little lined notebook. :)

Too cool for school,
Erica

P.S. Thanks for all the kind word, advice and donations for Stow... He is recovering like a champ and I'm awestruck at how awesome you guys are. :)

32 comments:

Michael C said...

Welcome back! You are funny and I too jot stuff down all the time. I envy your fanciness though because my notepad doesn't have lines.

I'm happy like a little girl...sorry, had to say it. I won't say anything about my monkey though.

Gregg O'Connell said...

Welcome back! You are cool and I write things down all the time too. I fancy your brain though because my notebook has thick lines.

I'm happy like a little boy...sorry I needed to say that. I won't say anything about my dogs though.

Jay said...

Welcome back! I was suffering from withdrawals without you around.

I addicted to your blogging too. OK, that was pretty corny.

Glad Stow is getting better!

Oh and ...

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,

*hack*
*cough*
*wheeze*
*inhale*

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,
HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY,


BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Erica AP said...

Michael C: I think a notepad with no lines might be less restricting and might make the creative juices flow more. No??

Gregg: God you are such a copycat. Get your own material loser!!!

Jay: Thanks and thanks!!! No one's sang to me today so that's awesome that you did. You were singing when you wrote that, right?? :)

CarmenSinCity said...

How is your dog?????? I was veyr concerned. I love dogs!!!!!

I'm glad you are back.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Natalie said...

Happy, Happy, Birthday, Baby...

I hope your day is muy terrifico.

Glad to hear Stow is doing better.

Blogging and wine keeps crazy drivers off the roads. Unless, of course, you are a truck driver and blog while drinking and driving.
Is that you? I mean, totally, how seriously addicted are you? ;)

I regularly bite my tongue while reading your funny, funny posts.
I think you should offer workman's comp.

:)
*Birthday Pinches*

Erica AP said...

Carmen: My dog is recovering beautifully. He's got almost all his energy back and is getting his stitches out this week. I'm very happy he's ok. Thanks for your concern and Birthday wishes!!

Natalie: Are you crazy? I can't even talk on my cell phone and drive. There is no way I could blog. :) And I'm sorry but my insurance doesn't cover workman's comp... What a minute - Do I pay you for reading and commenting? (shhhhh... don't tell anyone!!!)

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Happy birthday Erica. Guess what I got you for your birthday. Guess. Just guess!

I had one of those stars named after you! Yes! There is a star just north of Alpha Centauri that is now named AG-88 "Dave Letterman". It really is named after you. I mean, you know, since Dave Letterman has gone forward with filing a restraining order against me.

Michael C said...

Ok, did I miss the birthday reference??

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Bud said...

i was here to check up on the puppers. glad to hear he's doing ok.
hope you had a happy bDay Ms. Erica. the 19th birthday is a special one....
:)

Dan said...

I have a pad with ideas. Can't remember where the hell I put it, but it exists. I don't think you're dorky at all. I think you're adorable. There! I said it. I think you're adorable.

Hugs.

Erica AP said...

QofD: How thoughtful of you!! I've always wanted a star named after me... So does this mean you are going to start stalking me? I've always wanted one of those too!!! This is the best birthday ever!!

Michael C: No - you are quick like a rabbit and didn't miss any B-day references... I just think a lot of people read Gregg's blog and he put up a bunch of pictures and stuff about my celebration. I love celebrating life!!! Haha...

Mr. Bud: Thanks for checking in on my pup... He's recovering like a champ. :) And you are right 19 is a special year, but I'm past that... I'm 24 now. :)

Dan: You are very sweet. But are you just complimenting me so I will let you borrow my note pad? You know it's like a national treasure... :)

jane said...

So glad to hear your doggy is getting better. I have a little notebook I keep by my bed, cuz that's when I get my wonderful ideas.
As for your ideas, I love your writing style & sense of humor. Although I don't know you in person, it seems your personality shines thru your words. (or something like that)

ps..I forgot I'd clicked on your blog & so my isp has been here for a few hours. (I went swimming & other stuff) Anyways, just wanted to tell you so you don't think you have a stalker, lol.

Captain Smack said...

Yay! I'm glad your hairy little friend is doing ok, Erica. And I'm glad your dog is ok, too.

Get it? Huh? Huh?

(Ok, that was lame, I admit it. Sorry, I'm tired.)

Nice to see you back in action. I know it was only two weeks, but it felt like an eternity.

Ok, that may be laying it on a little thick. It felt longer than two weeks. Like about 26 days. So almost a month. You know what I mean.

Erica AP said...

Jane: You are too kind... I really wasn't fishing for compliments, but since you are dolling them out - what do you think about my hair today?? Haha... And I love stalkers. Stalk away baby!!

Captain Smack: How do you know my kitty is hairy?? I could possibly have a kitty like Dr. Evil on Austin Powers... Did I just take that joke too far?? Shit.

The Boob Lady said...

I'm so glad Stowie's doing well babe, lots of love!
xo

Heather said...

Glad the pup's well! Happy Birthday! :)

Erica AP said...

Boob Lady: I miss you!! It's so hard to catch up on everyone's blog but you are next on my list... :) Thanks for checking in on Stowie. :)

Heather: Thank you very much!! He got his stitches out today!!!

Known as Ben said...

Thanks for the blog roll link. I will return the favor. Hope the pooch is feeling better.

Ben

Erica AP said...

Ben: No prob!! Us neighbors need to stick together! :)

Helen said...

Hey Erica!
Just to let you know that I deleted my old blog (Helen's Blog - evenmoreshenanigans.blogspot.com)
and I know have a new one! Go to:aviatorsandrainyengland.blogspot.com

Queen of Dysfunction said...

Erica. Dude. If you ever want a stalker just say the word. I can provide one for the simple edification of your status as an awesome blogger.

I have many relatives that would do a lot for a half gram of meth, so really... just say the word and I'll pay them off to sit outside your apartment in a Volkswagen with a hungry look in their eye.

Erica AP said...

Helen: Cool - thanks for letting me know... I'll change the link on my feeds and links. :)

QofD: If I wanted a hippie stalker I could just go to Ocean Beach and promise the free loving pot heads some weed. But then I wouldn't really give it to them... I'd put it in a hackysack for them to sniff and dream about smoking. You know... Like a cat nip toy. But if you were my stalker I would let you smoke the weed... because you would be my "special stalker"...

Captain Smack said...

Is it an... EVIL kitty?

Erica AP said...

Captain Smack: Yes!!! How did you know? Have you and my evil kitty been plotting against me???? Hum???

Mr. Bud said...

Ms. Erica, i'm really busy the next couple of weeks. but after that, well, i could be your stalker and pet the evil kitty if you need. just let me know. sounds like there's a lot of competition for the positions...

but, but, but... wouldn't be female.

Erica AP said...

Mr. Bud: You know I can always have more than one stalker... How else am I going to feel loved? :)

Slick said...

Well, glad to see you're back and now you're gone once again??

Oh...and Happy Belated Birthday?? I missed it

Phronk said...

I haven't written anything by hand in 20 years. The awesome thing about never leaving your computer is that if an idea comes, you just type it and email it yourself.

Being outdoors is for losers.

Erica AP said...

Slick: I will never leave again because I can tell it hurt you so much... :)

Phronk: I do that too... When you have more than one email address you know that your are in the "in" crowd with the technology age. Boo-ya!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah - I'd have to disagree - the outdoor is fucking awesome. :)

blog Portland said...

Isn't it safe to assume you're always drinking?

Erica AP said...

Portland: Yes - yes it is........