Monday, June 11, 2007
I'm totally giggling right now. Like really giggling... It kinda makes me blush. Haha... Just kidding. I don't get embarrassed when I'm alone. Duh!!
I have a confession. I sat down to write an entry after 2 weeks off and do you know what I did? I picked up my note pad. This is no ordinary note pad. This one has got lines on it... No - I'm not a coke addict... The only thing I'm addicted to is BLOGGING... Oh and wine... Oh and maybe a little bit of chocolate. But my addiction to blogging is far worse.
You might think my confession is blogging, but it's not. It's the process in which I get to the outcome of my wondrous words of blogging. That's right. I'm a total dork and have a fucking note pad with ideas for entries. Haha... This may not be weird to you writers out there but for me it's pretty freaking funny because... You know... I'm not really a writer. My little notebook is filled with one liners that could possibly lead to a whole entry. And there are quite a few of them that I don't even know what they mean. Let's take for instance "Jimmy Fallon = Stowie". We all know Jimmy Fallon and if you've been reading my blog you know that Stowie is my pup but what do they have in common? Beats the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure I was watching SNL, looked at Stow and started laughing... And I'm assuming I was drinking. Maybe... Just maybe...
Anyway... I've decided that I'm fucking funny once again. Haha... I proclaimed to be funny when I got an awesome review from italk2much.com but now, it's just self proclamation. After reading though my nicely lined notepad and giggling like Mike Myers as Dieter on SNL, I've decided that I can't go wrong. I don't think that my blogs will ever get stale or old with the material I've gathered from late nights with Sex and the City and 2 glasses of wine. How could anyone go wrong?
Ok -maybe I am wrong. Maybe I should have used one of my one liners instead of writing about how fucking awesome I am... Haha... You guys know that I'm not that much of an egomaniac right?????? Really I'm not. I swear on my little lined notebook. :)
Too cool for school,
P.S. Thanks for all the kind word, advice and donations for Stow... He is recovering like a champ and I'm awestruck at how awesome you guys are. :)