Monday, May 07, 2007
Nerd Style Power to the People
Sometimes I think that I would rather live in a world of fantasy than reality. Sometimes living your life vicariously through someone else is the fucking way to go.
I often find myself in a happy alter-reality when I smell, hear or see something. I swear I'm not crazy... I'm just... special... Haha... My mom told me that special people make the world go round and who am I to question that??
So I've decided to try to figure out a way to live in this dream state at all times. You could become a write who lives in their head... Or you could be a movie buff who watched movies 24-7... Or you could listen to music through those little-huge fucking headphones, that never fit in my ears, all day long.
Right now you would think that I would have a solution to this problem but because I'm such a great writer I'm keeping you on your feet and leave you with a question: What do you think about supernovas?
Haha... I just laughed Revenge of the Nerds style and I'm proud of it. And, also, I'm imagining that I'm in that movie as that cute black gay guy with the scarves and on the sound track singing nerd-o-licious songs and I also wrote the god damn script for it. So I guess in my own way I have solved my riddle. All you have to do it write, star in and sing a hit single from a cult-nerd-favorite and you will feel more fulfilled than when you ate that whole chocolate mouse pie and said that your roommate ate it.
And do you know whats even better than chocolate mouse pie?? Boston cream pie.
Pie lovin' nerd lover,