Tuesday, May 15, 2007
It's a little pink and a little rubbery
Have you ever just wanted a fucking hot dog? A greasy, hot, grilled hot dog? Why does this item have to be made with all the things that are half real and half pig?? Why does something so bad for you, have to taste and smell so god damn good?
Fuck you Wienerschnitzel!!!
If you don't know what this is, you are better off. When I move to CA I had no idea what this was. It sounds German and dirty at the same time!!! Who names their restaurant Wienerschnitzel? For those of you that don't know what this is, it is a fast food hot dog joint. And not only does it serve the yummy/disgusting hot dog, it is housed in a triangle. The building is red and yellow and the roof extends to the freaking ground. So not only do you get your dose of Yellow #5 in your food, you get your dose of an extremely obnoxious building to look at while you are waiting for your nasty chili dog. I didn't even know that people put chili on their hot dogs. God - American's are the most creative fucking people I know. God bless us. Haha...
So I actually didn't really have a point to this post other than that I'm pissed that hot dogs are so bad for us. With all that pork and beef you would thing that SOMETHING good had to come out of it (like protein or... or something) but it seems like the only good thing that comes out of it is that it's kinda falic looking and that's pretty freaking funny. Eating a falic symbol, plain and simple, is pretty fucking hilarious... And gross... And disturbing... And kinda funny. Did I say that already?? AAAaaahhh....
So when you go to the grocery store and are thinking about getting some Oscar Myer Winners, just be reminded of all the creative American's that decided that putting chilly, pastrami and anything else that is full of fat on top of the food we call a staple, because what would the world be without a pink, rubbery, treat that let's you live out all your Bobbitt fantasies??? Haha... Was that taking the joke too far?
I guess I'll never know because I won't change this post even if I get hate mail. (Where's my god damn hate mail, already??)
Cheese dog lover,