Sunday, April 22, 2007
I don't, I won't, I swear...
Because list are pretty cool and it seems to be something that bloggers do, I'm just going to list a bunch of things I don't want to do. Plan and simple. For no fucking reason other than that it amuses me. That's ok with you, right?? And of course I don't care if it's ok with you because as we all know, I'm going to do it anyway.
1: I don't want to live in this house.
2: I would prefer not to work at a sewage plantation and smell like pooh all the time.
3: I would rather go for a ride in this rather than this.
4: I don't ever want to jump out of a plane for fun because, seriously, how fun would it be if you jumped out and after 3 seconds your parachute didn't open... Probably not that fun....
5: Sometimes I think I would want to do this but instead end up doing this.
6: I think it would suck more to have to live through the ice age then live through global warming... Of course only if you believe in it. If you don't, then that's cool... We can just pretend that #6 doesn't exits. Just like the dinosaurs.
7: I hope, if I ever decide to birth something that it never looks like this. Ummmmm.... Yeah...
8: I think that if I ever had to be a pedicure person I would make a sign that said if you have nasty feet you are not allowed past this line. In which there will be a yellow duct taped line where they will not be able to cross. Not sure where this line will be, but I can assure you - you DO NOT want to cross it.
9: I don't want to do this because not only would it suck to bruise my tail bone again but I'm pretty sure I'd be cold all the time. In case you didn't know, skaters skate on ice which is water frozen at a very cold temperature.
10: And the 10th thing I don't want to do is sit in a office all day, because do you know what happens when you sit in an office all day? This happens. Yup - your ass become fat.
My goodness - that was one of the most trying entries ever... But now not only do you have insight into some of my fears, you can now add on to your own fears, because I'm so fucking good at making people a little more crazier than I am. Like it or not, I've sucked you in like an alien from the original Star Trek. (yes - it's on TV right now and I'm not ashamed)
Love you, my little lovely lamp lighters?,?,?,