Monday, March 12, 2007
Thank you, Mr. Door!!
I consider myself a pretty nice person. True - I often talk like a sailor (not about setting the sails and shit, in case you don't understand), but that doesn't make me a bad person. What makes someone a bad person is not saying "thank you" when it's appropriate. That's right! I'm pissed! This should actually be an entry for Mr. Burnett's etiquette, but nope - I'm pullin' the strings tonight and this ones about California.
I actually don't know if it's a CA thing or what, but ever since I've moved here I've noticed that people just don't use their P's and Q's as much... Hummm... Too bad I don't really know what "P's and Q's" mean... Hummm... Haha... So anyway - I'm pissed. Haha... (WHAT? You can't take me seriously because I keep laughing? -and yes I actually laugh when I write "haha..." Fuck you!!!!!!! - you know I don't mean that right? God this blog is so emotionally draining...)
So, I've kind of noticed it before but the other day I was leave on my lunch break/music video and I held the door open for 2 ladies and wouldn't you fucking know it - neither one of those be-atches said thank you!!! So I'm usually very pleasant but I was so perturbed that I said "Your welcome!" as sweet as pie. But those bitches completely ignored me!!!! So what do I do? Well... Actually nothing... I'm not exactly going to get in a fight with 2 business women on my fucking lunch break, because not only am I a wuss, I bet they were lawyers and they have that crazy fire that burns in them... YOU know what I mean.
So, I actually was kinda proud of myself for saying "your welcome" when they didn't even say "thank you". It's like them there words where my fightin' words. Words of terror, I say!! Even if they didn't hear me, I still fell all powerful and had a good laugh because I was actually surprised I did it. Over all I am a pussy and a wussy... I like to think I'm tough and I'll offer to beat up anyone, but have it be know, that I just like SAYING it... Not DOING it...
And wouldn't you know it happened at the end of the day again!! Three people in one fucking day!!! What's the odds of that really? So, that's what I'm writing about because I'm so moved by the wonders of the human, lawyer mind... Haha... (take it easy all you lawyers... I don't want to be sued and I defiantly can't afford it).
So the next time you hold the door for someone say, "Your Welcome, from Erica AP - the savior of the holding-the-door-open-etiquette. She taught me that all is good in the world and you should learn this lesson otherwise you will go to hell."
That should catch their attention. And like greggoconnell.com says, "I'm wicked east coast - I'll hold the door for you."
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha.... (yes - I just laughed at my own mad, dorky writing skills - no one can write double h's like me).
the one who really cares about you, Erica AP