Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Who doesn't love a flat ass??
This may sound completely retarded and may counteract past posts, but when I get on a tangent there's no stopping the new wonder woman of blogging.
Do you ever get a creative overload? Like a short circuit (maybe like the movie) that just keeps overloading on yummy batteries? That's how I've been feeling lately. I try to do something creative everyday I have off from working a "real" job so that I keep plugging forward with my future of not having a "real" job. Recording, sewing, drawing and now writing because of this damn thing (because for some reason I feel the need to write nonsense for the 3 people who read this thing). But tonight... No way. I can't do it. I think I should do this or maybe that, but all I do is sit on my ass. My ass is literally becoming flat. Believe me it's very sexy. So on my fat ass I sit - each hour passing while I count down the half hours before I have to get ready for bed.
So it that even possible? (not that my ass is getting flat/fat or that I count down the hours in half hours) But that my creative juices have run out? That's a fucking scary thought. What happens when it's my job to be creative and I think that writing in my lame blog will solve all of my problems? I guess I'm up shit's creek. (That would be the nastiest creek ever, ewwww.)
So is this what all "creative" (and yes - I'm using tons of "" and ( ) - deal with it bitch!!! Haha...) types have to deal with? If so I might just decide to get a job sitting on my ass all day answering phones. Oh wait - that's what I do already. Shit. Wait - Let me, at least, get my life vest for the ride....